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So Long, FEDBU Stadium.

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The Tribe made their last regular season trip to FEDBU Stadium a memorable one, winning a three-game series (and the season series) against the FEDBU. Among the memorable events: A come-from-behind victory against the overhyped Joba Chamberlain capped by a three-run home run by David Dellucci, after which young Joba was seen moping dramatically with [...]

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Luckiness

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s an old maxim that says, “It’s better to be lucky than good.” That’s okay as far as it goes, but it hardly goes far enough. It is best, of course, to be good AND lucky. It is worst to be bad and unluky. The FEDBU, as they pretty much have been throughout their storied [...]

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Back to .500

April 27th, 2008 · No Comments

I know it’s been a few days, but I have been extremely busy at work, and then at home in the evening preparing to go to Milwaukee for a few days to visit family and friends. It’s early Sunday morning, and my “niece” Foxy, a 12-week old calico kitten belonging to my brother- and sister-in-law [...]

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Tags: Age and Treachery · Cleveland Indians · FEDBU · Free Andy Marte

Cursing the Yankees?

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments

If one really wanted to curse the Yankees, why wouldn’t one bury a Cubs jersey?

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Start Spreading the News…

October 9th, 2007 · No Comments

They’re leaving today. The Yankees (aka, the Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe – FEDBU) will scatter today, packing their gear and traveling to various parts of the globe where they can spend their offseason counting their cash and pondering how they managed to lose in the ALDS to an allegedly inferior [...]

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The Trot Giveth, and the Trot Taketh Away

October 8th, 2007 · No Comments

Game 3 of the Indians-Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (FEDBU) series is in the books, and the Indians now lead their ALDS series 2 games to 1 after last night’s 8-4 FEDBU victory. Roger Clemens, headhunting punk and future Hall of Famer in the event he ever stays retired, looked like [...]

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Travis Hafner is Lord of the Flies

October 6th, 2007 · No Comments

A pest in baseball is typically one of those annoying players like David Eckstein who seems to bother the opposition. Yesterday, the pests were really pests – midges swarming Jacobs Field in the 8th inning. Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (FEDBU) uber-phenom Joba Chamberlain got rattled and uncorked two wild pitches [...]

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