At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
I’ve been pretty silent on this blog for awhile. (Well, OK, I haven’t posted since April.) I thought it was about time to weigh in on LeBron James, now that the LeBronComing has come and gone. So, here is my thought: “OK, world. You win. I’m over it. Now please leave us alone.” I’ve been [...]
Tags: Cleveland Cavaliers
Yesterday was a big day in Cleveland sports, as all three major franchises made transactions. The big news was the trade that reshaped the Cavaliers, who traded their spare parts and overpaid veterans for two other teams’ spare parts and overpaid veterans. The Cavs gave up Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes, Cedric Simmons, Shannon Brown, Ira [...]
Tags: Cleveland Browns · Cleveland Cavaliers
Larry Hughes scored 40 points for the Cavs last night against the Magic. He must have been kidnapped by Centauri to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada and replaced by a beta unit that was not programmed properly.
Tags: Cleveland Cavaliers · Nonbaseball
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