At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
Quarterback controversy? What quarterback controversy?
The Cleveland Browns played inspired football yesterday, at least on offense, and beat the Cincinnati Bengals 51-45, behind 5 touchdown passes from Derek Anderson and 215 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. The offensive line looked like it had actually received an overhaul in the offseason and the defense made just [...]
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In light of recent events, the Patriots have released a new photo of Head Coach Bill Belichick. It is now pretty clear why the coach has preferred hooded sweatshirts.
A spokesman for the NFL indicated that the new photo, while seeming to be appropriate, showed Belichick in an outfit not meeting NFL apparel guidelines, and that [...]
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