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Pronk’s Missing Mojo and Other Cleveland Sports Conundrums

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Better than Mediocre, with a Brouhaha Thrown In For Good Measure

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

When we last left the Tribe, they had just swept the Twinkies, and were about to start a three-game set with the Motor City Kitties.  Since then, we’ve seen the following: The Indians swept a dispirited Motor City Kitties team. More bad blood between the MCK and the Tribe.  In Game 2 of the series, [...]

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We’re Number 3!

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Beat Michigan Week is off to a rousing start as the Tribe has taken two from the Motor City Kitties to extend the win streak to 9 and edge themselves into third place in the AL Central by 0.5 game.  Franklin Gutierrez was the man of the moment on Monday, cranking a shot out of [...]

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Hit Parade

April 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Cleveland 11, Detroit 1 Lots of hits going on at Progressive Field last night. Even the pitchers were getting into the act. The tally: Cleveland: 11 runs, 13 hits, 2 hit batsmenGrady Sizemore: 1 hitJamey Carroll: 2 hitsPronk: 1 hit (big fly)Victor Martinez: 2 hitsJhonny Peralta: 1 hhitRyan Garko: 2 hits (1 big fly)Franklin Gutierrez: [...]

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Everything Looks Like a Hammer When You Feel Like a Nail

April 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Cleveland 2, Detroit 13 Among the bad things that happened, and there were many, I’m not sure which is the worst: CC Sabathia’s continuing implosion: 4 innings, 9 runs Allowing a 26-year-old journeyman making his second major league start to throw 6.2 innings of 1-hit baseball. David Dellucci hit his first home run of the [...]

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Cliff Lee Saves a Nearly Lost Weekend

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments

After the Tribe’s ace and ace-in-waiting both turned in forgettable performances, last year’s scapegoat Cliff Lee stopped the bleeding with a shut-down performance in the snow. On to the quick hits: Game 10: Cleveland 7, Oakland 9 I didn’t see the game. I was visiting friends in the Cincinnati area. CC got pummeled, giving up [...]

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Detroit Now 0-7

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

New lolcat for every Detroit loss to open the season.

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Detroit Still Winless

April 7th, 2008 · No Comments

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Three Is a Magic Number

September 20th, 2007 · No Comments

“Three is a Magic Number” – Schoolhouse Rock Three is now the magic number for the Cleveland Indians to clinch the American League Central Division after yesterday afternoon’s victory over the Motor City Kitties. After spotting the Kitties a 2-run lead in the top of the third inning, the Indians came back off Goggle Boy [...]

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