Pronk Needs You!

At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."

• 5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan"
• 4 Elvi: Movie Elvis
• 3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis
• 2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon
• 1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army
• 0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis

• FEDBU - Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (aka, the Yankees)
• FEDBU-lite - Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe Lite (aka, the Boston Red Sox. They're not quite as evil as the Yankees, but they are close.)
• Senor Slow - Rafael Betancourt
• The Beaded One - Asdrubal Cabrera
• The Bearded One - Casey Blake