Pronk Needs You!

“The wind, the wind brings me cards from ArgentinaIt brings scarves from finer ladiesAnd the scent of the gardeniasWon’t sleep or rest or sit itself beside meIf I run out, there’s no one that could hide meAnd I know that I’ll regret itBut I think I’m gonna let it in” “The Wind” by Nathan, from [...]

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Game 13: Boston 6, Cleveland 4Pronk Needs You has been somewhat of a Joe Borowski apologist over the last year or so. Sure, his saves can induce one to churn up enough stomach acid for most people to digest an entire turkey. But, for the most part he’s done the job. I’ve even given him [...]

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Sorry, crimestoppers, but real life has kept me from posting regarding the last two games until now. If only I could find some way to get myself paid for doing this. Anyway, today is a travel day for the Tribe, as they come back from a dramatic 2-4 West Coast swing, having split the last [...]

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We could only score 1 run off John Danks; therefore, we deserved to lose. On we move to Oakland. Mojo Watch: Jake Westbrook: Jake pitched well, but he made two mistakes. If he gets the win, it’s 5 Elvi. Indians offense: 1 run off John Danks? C’mon. Detroit Tigers: Swept three straight by the KC [...]

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If you grew up watching Superhost on Channel 43 in Cleveland, or Mystery Science Theatre 3000, then you probably remember the Gamera movies. Gamera was a giant turtle who primarily wanted to be left alone, but occasionally, Gamera was called out of the deeps to save Japan from a mutant monster from outer space and [...]

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Game 3 of the Indians-Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (FEDBU) series is in the books, and the Indians now lead their ALDS series 2 games to 1 after last night’s 8-4 FEDBU victory. Roger Clemens, headhunting punk and future Hall of Famer in the event he ever stays retired, looked like [...]

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The Cleveland Indians clinched their 7th American League Central Division Championship in 13 years with a 6-2 victory over the Oakland A’s in front of a sellout crowd at Jacobs Field. Jake Westbrook went 7 strong innings and Senor Slow closed out the game. Oh – the Indians currently have the best record in baseball. [...]

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Pronk went yard in the first inning last night to stake the Tribe to a first inning lead for the second night in a row, and the Indians survived another bizarre save by Joe Borowski to hold on to a 6-5 victory over the now not-quite-so-hot-as-they-were Twins. Grady Sizemore also went deep for the Tribe [...]

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