At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
They’re leaving today. The Yankees (aka, the Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe – FEDBU) will scatter today, packing their gear and traveling to various parts of the globe where they can spend their offseason counting their cash and pondering how they managed to lose in the ALDS to an allegedly inferior [...]
Tags: Cleveland Indians · FEDBU
Game 3 of the Indians-Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (FEDBU) series is in the books, and the Indians now lead their ALDS series 2 games to 1 after last night’s 8-4 FEDBU victory. Roger Clemens, headhunting punk and future Hall of Famer in the event he ever stays retired, looked like [...]
Tags: FEDBU
A pest in baseball is typically one of those annoying players like David Eckstein who seems to bother the opposition. Yesterday, the pests were really pests – midges swarming Jacobs Field in the 8th inning. Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (FEDBU) uber-phenom Joba Chamberlain got rattled and uncorked two wild pitches [...]
Tags: Cleveland Indians · FEDBU
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