Pronk Needs You is a labor of love by the woodsmeister, a long-time Cleveland sports fan who, just once in his lifetime, (b. 1964), would like to see his team be the team o’destiny.
Pronk Needs You!
Pronk’s Missing Mojo and Other Cleveland Sports Conundrums
Mojo Watch
At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
- 5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan"
- 4 Elvi: Movie Elvis
- 3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis
- 2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon
- 1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army
- 0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis
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1 Chris // Oct 10, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Woodsmeister,
I share your Cleveland sports pain. A sweet pain, but pain nonetheless. However, this website begs the question: you never were like the other children, were you?
CG
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