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Pronk’s Mojo

"Pronk's mojo is a benevolent, creative force that, like Wheaties, serves to bring out the greatness in those upon whom its grace is bestowed." - nctribefan
Mojo Watch
At Pronk Needs You!, we have established the Elvis-based mojo scale as a way to measure observable trends, inspired by the classic hit song by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "Elvis is Everywhere."
- 5 Elvi: Elvis on "Ed Sullivan"
- 4 Elvi: Movie Elvis
- 3 Elvi: Vegas Elvis
- 2 Elvi: Elvis Meets Nixon
- 1 Elvis: Elvis in the Army
- 0 Elvis: Michael J Fox Anti-Elvis
Glossary of Terms
- FEDBU - Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe (aka, the Yankees)
- FEDBU-lite - Forces of Evil and Darkness in the Baseball Universe Lite (aka, the Boston Red Sox. They're not quite as evil as the Yankees, but they are close.)
- Senor Slow - Rafael Betancourt
- The Beaded One - Asdrubal Cabrera
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Aaron Laffey ALDS All-Stars American League Championship Series Andy Marte Asdrubal "Pearl" Cabrera Asdrubal Cabrera Ben Francisco Boston Red Sox Carl Pavano Casey Blake CC Sabathia Cleveland Indians Cliff Lee David Dellucci Fausto Carmona Franklin Gutierrez Grady Sizemore Jake Westbrook Jason Michaels Jensen Lewis Jhonny Peralta Joe Knows Closing Johan Santana Kelly Shoppach Kenny Lofton Kenny Rogers' Deal With Satan Leadership Pie Mosey Nixon Motor City Kitties NFL Paul Byrd Pronkitude Rafael Perez Revenge of the Midges Ryan Garko Senor Slow Spring Training The Beaded One Tom Mastny Transactions Travis Hafner Tribe Trot Nixon Zachson
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Pitchers and Catchers Have Reported

February 13th, 2009 · No Comments

Spring is here, with much anticipation that a good year will begin in Goodyear.

That is all.

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