Pronk Needs You!

It seems clear that Pronk’s Freefloating Mojo appears to remain AWOL given the performance of the Cleveland Indians to date in 2008.  While Pronk continues to rehab, his mojo remains out in the world, doing good and empowering the unlikely. 

Here are some places that Pronk’s Mojo may be lurking.

• Tampa Bay: Really, is there any other explanation for their performance so far this year?  Well, I suppose you could talk about the years of high draft picks they’ve been piling up finally paying off, but I think that’s a cop out.  They have to be receiving help from Pronk’s Mojo.
• Greg Norman: Wow, quite a performance at the British Open for an old guy.  And to land Chris Evert as well!  He’s always had mojo to spare, but I think Pronk’s Mojo may have helped.
• Josh Hamilton: Pronk’s Mojo was truly with him during the Home Run Derby.  Boo to you, Justin Morneau, for being the piranha at the party and spoiling all the good work of Pronk’s Mojo.
• Rafael Nadal: I believe that it was Pronk’s Mojo that finally put him over the top at Wimbledon earlier this month.
• Dara Torres: She’s 41, she made the Olympic swim team – she’s definitely being aided by Pronk’s Mojo.
• The Spanish Men’s National Soccer Team – it had been 44 years without a major title before they won Euro 2008 over the mighty Germans.  The reason – they had Pronk’s Mojo.  And spiffy red uniforms.
• With this woman
• With the people who finally caught this guy

Places Where Pronk’s Mojo Has Not Been:

• Cleveland
• With this guy
• Seattle – first they lose their basketball team, and then the Mariners play like crap.  At least they don’t have Bavasi to kick around anymore.
• With this guy
• A-Rod & Madonna