Pronk Needs You!

This team is going nowhere. They just lost 2 of 3 at home to the Cincinnati Freakin’ Reds. CCya later! Casey – let’s see how well your magic season with RISP and groundball booting translate to a team in contention. Looch – too bad you’re old and can’t hit and that we’ll have to eat [...]

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Last night, the Indians Lost to Barry Zito, who was charged with 1 run (but really, he left a guy on base who was let in by a reliever, so, really, despite what the box score says, we didn’t score on Barry Zito) Were passed by the KC Royals in the standings, and are now [...]

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When last we left the Indians, on June 7, they’d just returned from Texas, they had beaten Detroit in the first game of their series, and well, it looked like any moment they could turn it around, with a weak NL West interleague schedule coming up. The Indians have proceeded to go 7-9 over the [...]

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“I’m not dead yet! I feel happy! I feel happy” – Old Man – Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hey, crimestoppers, I’m back. I spent last week at a conference. I will be posting my thoughts on last week’s episodes of As the Tribe Turns, as well as some comments on Rick from Waitingfornextyear’s [...]

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“The wind, the wind brings me cards from ArgentinaIt brings scarves from finer ladiesAnd the scent of the gardeniasWon’t sleep or rest or sit itself beside meIf I run out, there’s no one that could hide meAnd I know that I’ll regret itBut I think I’m gonna let it in” “The Wind” by Nathan, from [...]

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When we last left our intrepid Tribesmen, they were heading to Kansas City for some baseball and some barbecue. At least, we can only hope they all got some good barbecue, because the baseball was pretty sad. The quick recap: Friday – Andy Marte and Casey Blake both play. Andy Marte extends his hitting streak [...]

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