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Entries from May 2008

Andy Marte Sightings and Fun Facts

May 28th, 2008 · View Comments

Andy Marte played Tuesday. The Indians won, increasing the Indians’ record when Andy Marte plays to 10-3. Marte got a hit, a double high off the left centerfield wall. Casey Blake did not play. Andy Marte and Casey Blake both played on Wednesday. The Indians lost. Andy Marte got a hit, increasing his average to [...]

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In Case You Were Expecting Better, I Remind You That We Root For a Team From Cleveland

May 27th, 2008 · View Comments

The slide continues, this time with the Indians losing a very winnable extra-inning game to the Chicago Whine Sox, who are acting like the only team interested in winning the AL Central. The final score was 6-3, with the final act of utter humiliation being Scott Elarton giving up a two-run double to light-hitting, seldom [...]

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Ach! Make it Stop! Oh, the Pain! Oh, the Pain! Arggh! Gzzrvkeobleplat!

May 25th, 2008 · View Comments

Sorry, crimestoppers, that it has been so long since I posted. I’ve been swamped both at work and at home, but with the holiday weekend, I have a few minutes to ruminate on the Indians. When last we left the Indians, they were on a bit of a win streak, and, in fact, about to [...]

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3 Out of 4 Ain’t Bad (Neither is 3 out of 3)

May 13th, 2008 · View Comments

Hey crimestoppers, Coming at you from New Jersey, where I’ll be on business for a couple days. The Tribe has scratched and clawed its way to .500 (well, briefly over .500) since my last post, carrying 3 of 4 from Toronto. Good things: Unassisted Triple Play by The Beaded One! Knocking out Roy Halladay with [...]

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So Long, FEDBU Stadium.

May 9th, 2008 · View Comments

The Tribe made their last regular season trip to FEDBU Stadium a memorable one, winning a three-game series (and the season series) against the FEDBU. Among the memorable events: A come-from-behind victory against the overhyped Joba Chamberlain capped by a three-run home run by David Dellucci, after which young Joba was seen moping dramatically with [...]

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Indians Blanked by Travel Day

May 6th, 2008 · View Comments

Yesterday, the Indians only managed 4 hits, losing 1-0 to Travel Day. Day, a left-handed junk-baller, came into the game with an ERA of 8.96, having been hit hard in all of his starts so far, including giving up 6 runs in 4 innings against the Tigers in his previous start.

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So long, J-Mike.

May 5th, 2008 · View Comments

Indians beat writer Anthony Castrovince has confirmed that Jason Michaels will be DFA’d to make room for Ben Francisco. As The Diatriber has mentioned early and often, Jason Michaels has been pretty superfluous on this team, more so since he’s not been producing. What will this solve? On the surface, not a lot. Francisco has [...]

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Swept

May 4th, 2008 · View Comments

The bad news: The Indians just got swept this weekend, at home, by the Royals. The good news: One of the games was rained out, so it was only a two-game sweep. Let’s go to the checklist: Excellent starting pitching wasted? Check Closer gives up a home run? Check Fielding errors gives up costly runs? [...]

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Cliffie!

May 1st, 2008 · View Comments

There are many surprising things so far about the Indians season. Here are a few of them: CC Sabathia’s puzzling stretch of awfulness. The fact that several key hitters seem to be hovering near the Mendoza Line, including Jason Michaels, Asdrubal Cabrera, and Pronk, Casey Blake, and, with his recent nosedive, now Ryan Garko as [...]

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