“Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is…
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in ‘em, lemme tell ya.Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.”
“Elvis is Everywhere” – Mojo Nixon
Right now, the Indians got no Elvis.
They got no Mojo. It’s not just Pronk. It’s everyone.
Please. It’s up to all of us to help.
The Indians’ Mojo could be anywhere. It could be directly behind you, right now. It’s elusive and skittish, so turn around very slowly – make no sudden moves.
If found, please return immediately to the corner of Carnegie and Ontario.
