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Entries from June 2007

Big Ben to the Rescue

June 30th, 2007 · View Comments

For those who have been wondering why the Indians would bring Ben Francisco up to the big leagues and then not play him – maybe you were on to something. Francisco got his first start, his first major league hit, and his first major league home run – a walk-off shot to left field that [...]

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Today’s Hero – Jason Michaels

June 29th, 2007 · View Comments

The Indians snatched a 4-3 victory yesterday out of a game that started out looking like more of the previous day’s blowout. Paul Byrd started off looking like he didn’t have it, spotting the A’s to 3-0 lead after two. Then he found it, stifling the A’s over the next 5 innings, just long enough [...]

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The Hazards of Being a Sinkerballer

June 28th, 2007 · View Comments

When you can’t keep the sinker down in the zone, you’re pretty much throwing batting practice, as Fausto Carmona found out last night, giving up 8 runs to the Athletics in 1 inning+. His ERA on the night – 72.00, with a WHIP of 9.00. The Tribe never recovered from their early pummeling, as last [...]

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Trotster?

June 27th, 2007 · View Comments

I’m sitting here watching the Indians get pummeled (I have Fausto Carmona in all three of my fantasy leagues – 72.00 ERA and 9.00 WHIP in 1.0 inning, but I don’t want to talk about that). Instead, I’ve been thinking about creative ways to solve the Trot Nixon problem. You know, the Trot Nixon problem, [...]

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Got My Mojo Workin’

June 27th, 2007 · View Comments

At least for one evening, the Pronk Mojo was workin’, as the Indians staged a mighty displya of Pronkitude with a dramatic come from behind rally for 5 runs in the 9th to beat the A’s last night 8-5. With the two outs, Pronk smashed a two-run linedrive double in the right centerfield gap to [...]

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Pronk Has Left the Building!

June 25th, 2007 · View Comments

Pronk with a major show of Pronkitude. He smacked his first home run since May 31, a solo shot in the second, and the Indians won 5-2 behind a complete game by CC Sabathia. Pronk also singled and scored on a Garko double in the fourth inning. Overall, Pronk went 2 for 4, with 2 [...]

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We’re No. 2, We’re Tryin’ Harder, But It Ain’t Workin’

June 24th, 2007 · View Comments

Bad weekend for the Tribe, as they lose 2 of 3 to the lowly Washington Nationals, a team that Detroit beat like a dirty rug 3 of 3. In the process, they slip out of first place, either 1 or 2 games out pending the Sunday night Atlanta-Detroit game. The good news of the weekend [...]

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Beta Unit Pronk?

June 23rd, 2007 · View Comments

Pronkwatch: Pronk did not start, but pinch hit for Garko with the bases loaded in the fifth. He grounded into a double play to end the inning. In his subsequent at bat, he flied out with a runner on second base. New theory: The real Pronk has been kidnapped by Centauri because his skills are [...]

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Other Theories on Pronk

June 22nd, 2007 · View Comments

Insight on Pronk from the Diatriber: http://clevelandtribeblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/paging-pronk.html More speculation on the lack of Pronkitude from Jim Ingraham, theorizing that it’s his contract situation that is causing him not to drive balls like he used to: http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18506700&BRD=1699&PAG=461&dept_id=46370&rfi=6 It’s also worth noting that Atlantis has returned to Earth. I’d like to think that Pronk’s missing Mojo had [...]

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Indians10, Phillies 6

June 20th, 2007 · View Comments

Pronkwatch: 1/4, 1 run, 1 BB, 1K Mojo Watch: Places where Pronk’s Mojo is not: Chile Marietta, Georgia India’s drunk rats In a garden gnome Perhaps Pronk might find his Mojo here.

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