Pronk Needs You!

Hey, crimestoppers.  I figured it was about time for me to come on here and say something about the Tribe, since this is, allegedly, a blog about the Cleveland Indians.

I’ve been thinking that I’d wait until things turned themselves around, and then one week become two, and two weeks became three and here we sit having finished April with the worst record in the division and 3.5 games out of first place pending tonight’s games.

So, buoyed by the happy vibes of Eddi Reader’s latest, which I just downloaded from emusic, I’m going to suck it up and discuss the season so far.

The predominant image I think I’ve taken away from the first 22 games is that so far the season has been like a giant game of whack-a-mole.  Just when something starts to go right, up pops another problem.   It seems like it’s something different every night.  If the starting pitching does well, the bullpen collapses.  Or the defense boots an easy play.  Or the other team gets seeing-eye grounders dribbling through every infield hole while we smoke the ball and the other team makes a ridiculous catch.  Or the Indians get shut down by the likes of Brian Bannister.  And it seems like we’ve had more than our fair share of crappy home plate umpires intent on screwing us at every turn (C. B. Bucknor and Phil Cuzzi, I’m looking at you.)

The good news is that it’s not too late for this team to get back into the race, since they’re only 3.5 games back.  The Indians have not had much luck on the baseball field so far, but they are lucky that another team in the division has not raced off to a hot start and buried them.

I thought that the Indians would just need one big win and then maybe everything would fall together for them and they’d rattle off a few in a row and claw their way back into this thing.  The 22-4 clubbing of the FEDBU seemed like  it would be that win, but then they gave the next game away and then promptly went home and lost 5 of 9 at home.  I though that the game that Boston handed them Tuesday night might be that game, but then last night they pissed away a chance to blow the game wide open and the Indians returned the favor by giving Boston last night’s game.

This team needs some Elvis.  Right now, it’s got none.  Victor is clubbing the ball, and still the team’s got No Elvis.  The Beaded One is playing like an All-Star, and yet this team has got No Elvis.  Pronk even showed up for awhile in place of his evil twin Travis Hafner, and still this team has got No Elvis.  And now Hafner is on the DL with soreness in his surgically repaired shoulder.  Yikes.  Cliff Lee is pitching like a Cy Young winner in his last few starts and he’s 1-3 because the team’s got No Elvis.  This team is playing like baseball is no fun, and they’re just waiting for the next bad thing to happen.  They’re getting pwned by stiffs like Brian Bannister.  They got no Elvis.  Sizemore and Peralta both look like they’ve got no Elvis, though it looks like DeRosa’s Elvis is coming around.

So, how can they get some Elvis?  It looks like Tony Sipp’s got some Elvis.  Matt LaPorta – he looks like he’s got some Elvis, but I don’t think we’ll see him until he’s served his apprenticeship in Columbus.  Dellucci is tearing up AAA in his rehab – maybe he’s got some Elvis left.  Help us, Obi-Wan Dellucci, you’re our only hope.  Damn, this is sad.

This team has not yet learned The First Rule of Holes – when you’re in one, stop digging.  May has to be better.  Doesn’t it?  Doesn’t it?  Please, baseball gods, say yes.  You guys owe us big time for what you’ve done to us this crappy month.  And the last 60+ years, for that matter.

Kevin Millwood looked in mid-season form and Cliff Lee looked like 2007 Cliff Lee instead of 2008 Cliff Lee as the Indians were blown out 9-1 by the Texas Rangers.

Cliff Lee was struck in the left arm by a batted ball in the second inning and struggled the rest of his stint, giving up 7 runs in 5 innings and generally leaving the ball up.  He was not helped by the alleged strike zone of home plate umpire Jerry Crawford, which appeared much more generous for Millwood than for Indians’ pitchers.

In the good news, Masa Kobayashi came in and didn’t suck.  Travis Hafner got a hit and scored the Tribe’s only run, demonstrating some speed, going from first to third on a single to right and then scoring on a wild pitch.  That’s it for the good news.

Jamey Carroll broke a bone in his hand when he was hit by a pitch in the last exhibition game, so he’s on the DL to start the season and Tony Graffanino becomes the uber-utility infielder to start the season.

Step away from the ledges, crimestoppers, it’s just one game.  Remember how excited we all felt after the Indians came back to beat the White Sox in the first game last year?  And then we were pretty much out of it by mid-June?  It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

It’s Friday morning and I’m sitting at my kitchen table listening to my Internet radio station (Festival Radio), and, in a nice stroke of coincidence, it’s playing Michael Stanley (”Working Again”).  Alas, however, I am sitting at my kitchen table because I am not really working.  Three weeks ago, I was cut back at my job, where I’m now working about a day and a half a week, though I’m being paid for 20 hours at a lower rate and allowed to keep my health insurance.  I tell you all this in order to say that I’ve not been particularly inspired to blog about baseball recently.

However, spring training is coming to an end, the season starts on Monday, and it’s time for some news and observations.

• After winning the last open spot in the Indians rotation, Scott Lewis went out in his next two ST tuneups and got hammered like a drunk on a bender.  He claims he’s having trouble gripping the ball in the drydesert air, and certainly that would explain why a finesse pitcher is leaving so many meatballs up over the plate.  However, he wasn’t leaving those meatballs over the plate before he won the starting job.  Lewis needs to find it again or his stay will be short and we’ll be seeing Laffey up in Cleveland sooner rather than later.
• We don’t have Eddie Moo to kick around any more.  He’s been traded to the Padres for a PTBNL or cash.
• Based on his ST results, Masa Kobayashi could be the next off the island – he has a spring ERA of 12.27.  Kobayashi wore out very quickly and is in the last year of his contract.  He would have to agree to be sent down to the minors, and, really, at his age, what would be the point?  If he continues to struggle during the first part of the season, the Indians have enough live arms at AAA that it would be pointless to keep him around.
• A big surprise of ST has been the performance of Vince Chulk.  Chulk has bounced around between the majors and AAA for a couple teams and was signed to provide bullpen depth.  All he’s done in ST has been to pitch 15.2 innings with an ERA of 1.72.  Although he’s already been sent to Columbus, he will likely be the first one up if (when?) the Kobayashi experiment fails.
• Josh Barfield has won the 25th spot on the roster, despite pretty much sucking at the plate (.258/.303/.306).  He appears to have adjusted to his chance to be a true utility player, getting reps at third base and the outfield.  Congratulations, Josh.  You are the new dominoes go-to-guy and pinch-runner extraordinaire.
• Trevor Crowe has also won a spot with the big club out of ST as the fourth outfielder,  while the Indians figure out what to do with David Dellucci, who has been placed on the DL with calf tightness.  Wedge says that they didn’t award the spot to Crowe for him to sit on the bench.  You’ll have to forgive me if Wedge’s past tendancies to go with veterans over rookies makes me more than a little skeptical about how much time Crowe will see over the first couple weeks.  Crowe does provide speed off the bench, and appears to be capable of playing at all three outfield positions.
• Nobody will mistake Ryan Garko for a gold glove outfielder, but he appears to at least not be an overwhelming defensive liability.    It is worth noting that Wedge has all but announced that Shoppach and Martinez are in a job share at catcher and that Victor will be playing first base the majority of the time he’s not catching.  Pronk will be doing the majority of the DHing, leaving few at bats for Garko.  His ability to play the outfield makes him a viable late-inning bat off the bench.
• Jhonny Peralta has been clubbing the ball this spring (.400/.429/.633).
• The wind appears to be blowing out everywhere in Arizona.  There have been some wild games with football scores this spring.
• After many weeks of concern, it appears that Pronk is finally putting something together.  He’s homered twice in the last week and raised his line to .260/.333/.460.   The Indians seem to not be concerned and say the timing will come back as he sees more live pitching.
• Speaking of Pronk, Jay Levin of Let’s Go Tribe has posted a great Q & A he did with Indians Assistant GM Chris Antonetti regarding the Indians’ due diligence (medical and otherwise) on the Pronk contract extension.   It’s definitely a must-read.
• The very last spot in the bullpen was won by Zachson.  Given how many questions there are about three/fifths of the rotation (i.e., everyone but Lee and Carmona), it is likely the Indians felt they needed someone who could give them some length in the pen in case (when?) Pavano, Reyes and/or Lewis implodes early in a game.   In fact, if Lewis implodes enough to be sent down, Jackson may well be given the fifth starter spot and Chulk brough up to the pen.

Apparently, the Indians’ management picked the perfect time to slip Andy Marte through waivers and he cleared and he has been outrighted to Columbus.

According to reports, it is likely that Wes Hodges will get the majority of time at third base, while Marte will spend time at third base, first base and DH.  This will likely create a logjam at first base/designated hitter with Marte, Jordan Brown and Michael Aubrey all likely to be fighting for time there.  Hodges tore up the Arizona Fall League with his bat (.349/.368./ 587), but is questionable with his glove, so the early indications are that he needs reps at third base.  Marte’s defense is unquestionably major league already – the question is whether he can regain the power that made him a top prospect.

The fact that he is now on a minor league contract may actually end up making Marte more tradeable – clearly no other team was willling to take him on without options, but they might be willing to stash him at their AAA affiliate as an emergency back up in case of injuries.  Or, the Indians might hold on to Marte in case Hodges is unable to put his defense together.  The only career path for Hodges is at third base – his bat is good, but there are too many better prospects at first base (Mills/LaPorta) and in the outfield (LaPorta, Weglarz, Brantley) for him to be viable with a position switch.  At least they know Marte can come in and provide solid defense.

I still suspect that Shapiro will be working the phones trying to unload Marte before Spring Training ends.  So, Andy Marte is still not free – he’s just not chained to the big league bench and his days of catching the ceremonial first pitch are behind him for the moment.

Mojo Watch:

Andy Marte:

No Elvis for Andy right now – he’s going to have to earn it all back.

Mark DeRosa:

Major Elvis for “The Pulse”, who cranked the Tribe’s first official Goodyear home run yesterday in a 10-7 loss to the Giants in the Cactus League opener.

It ought to be a holiday, but it’s not.

The Indians initiate the new park in Goodyear, Arizona today at 3 p.m. Cleveland time against the San Francisco Giants. The game will be televised on STO, MLB-TV, and the MLB Network. For those of you stuck in an office, it’s time to fork over the money for that MLB Gameday Audio subscription. I handed over my $14.95 yesterday.

The Indians have been one of the leading teams in applying advanced statistical analysis to their baseball operations. Now, they are applying advanced statistical analysis to their ticketing operations and marketing, and pricing games based on demand and weather factors.

Just another reason why our best players wear suits

The Cleveland Indians today designated Andy Marte for assignment to pick up right-handed pitcher Juan Salas in a trade with the Tampa Bay Rays.

As long-time readers of this blog will know (are there any long-time readers of this blog?), Andy Marte has been a cause celebre here, primarily because of the Indians puzzling treatment of him since he was acquired as the third baseman of the future.  The future, however, never arrived for Andy, who never hit well at the major league level, allegedly reported out of shape to spring training last year, suffered from bad injury timing and spent a lot of time inexplicably riding the pine, allegedly in Eric Wedge’s doghouse.

The question mark is in the headline because a player who is DFA’d is removed from the roster and the team has 10 days to submit the player to waivers, trade him or release him.  It is possible that he could clear waiviers and be signed to a minor-league contract by the Tribe.  Stranger things have happened.  I don’t count it likely.  I think the Marte era ends with the Indians getting a no-impact minor league filler player from somebody.  Getting a new start with another organization could be the best thing to happen to Marte.   Some team will likely give him a chance based on his can’t miss AAA numbers from a few years ago,

And, ironically, “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” has just come up on my iPod.

Even more ironically, Juan Salas is a converted third baseman.

As for Juan Salas, the Indians gave up Isais Velasquez, a minor-league infielder who was at Mahoning Valley last year.  Salas has major league bullpen experience and appears to be another arm being thrown at the bullpen wall to see what sticks.   Most likely, he gets stashed in Columbus just in case.

And in another show of irony, “Free At Last” by the Blind Boys of Alabama has just come up on my iPod.  Seriously.  I think my iPod is possessed.

Spring is here, with much anticipation that a good year will begin in Goodyear.

That is all.

Every once in a while, it’s nice to use that expensive undergraduate degree in writing from a fine private institution of higher learning for the forces of good instead of what I usually do around these parts, which is to promote the forces of snarkiness.  I am proud to announce the publication of the Indians Annual 2009 from Maple Street Press and even more proud to announce that I am a contributor to the magazine.

This publication was put together by Jay Levin of the Let’s Go Tribe blog where I often hang out.  It features serious analysis of not only the big league club, but also key prospects within the Indians system.  Some of the other features:

• A remembrance of Herb Score by Joe Posnanski
• Player profiles and statistics
• A feature article on Pronk
• An extensive interview with Assistant GM Chris Antonetti
• Other serious articles written by people who actually write about baseball for a living

The magazine ships February 16, and should hit newsstands on March 3.  So, be the first on your block to order one.  Or two.  Or 37.  Or don’t – I’ve already blown the check I’m going to receive on my Christmas iPod, so I’m good either way.